The Graphic Truth: Reality by Height

How funny you look. God, I'm sorry. I really didn't mean to laugh. No, I know it's rude. I'm sorry. Likelihood your skin is this colorFeasibility of a career in professional tossingHiding ...

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Number of Layers in Your Dip

Structural Integrity of Your DipProbability you actually know how to make a layered dipOther dips that your dip has assimilated into itselfDip's appealYour love of cheeseLayers made out of Jenga blocksYou accidentally ...

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The Hotter Your Girlfriend

Self confidenceDiscomfort caused by divorced Uncle NedNumber of heterosexual single guy friends from back in grade school that still talk to her a lotMasturbationThe chances of being a seventy-nine year old oil ...

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The More You Hookup

Chance your name is Chastity, Temptress, or SkyyCamp girlfriends you swear you've hadProbability the door to your room revolvesDesire to hook up moreProbability it's not just an ingrown hairThe more of an ...

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